Right now, I'm filing and labeling holds, shelf reading, and helping patrons with the computers. If I can only finish my 16 hours of foreign language, I can get my MLIS and be a real librarian. Of course, then I'd have to decide between being an academic librarian, rare books specialists, or public librarian.

Part of me really wants to keep the Forster for it's comic value, but $5 is $5 and there are lots of books waiting for me to take them home.