My Anaconda Don't Want None....

[eccentrici]

A conversation with my sister (the pear) and me (the apple) about our different body types:

Me: My muffin top is getting out of hand.
Sharon: At least, you don't have to deal with this (points to bootylicious butt).
Me: Guys like that.  You never hear anyone rapping about a big muffin top.
Sharon: I'm married to a Norwegian. They aren't used to big butts.
Me: The minute you turn on the radio and hear "Baby Got Muffin Top" then you'll win this argument.  

In that vein, listen to this.  Jonathan Coulton is a god among men.