Notes from an Aborted Biography

A few years ago, a friend of mine was going to publish a book on a revolutionary new method of polymer clay transfer that she developed with another friend of mine. Since they were both teaching at my art supply store, they asked for my input on the book and some samples for the gallery section. In the end, the book (or THE BOOK as we began to refer to it) was never published. What remains are my notes for a psuedo autobiography that they wanted me to write for the back of book. I found them while cleaning off my computer desk. So here's a weird peek into my psyche:

Joe Orton reincarnation
Andy Warhol/Andy Kaufman
I eat too much, drink too little, and don't know when to shut up.
She is a genius before her time--Timothy White
2005--Fakes own death and spends the rest of her life in Fiji pursuing well-built 19 year old cabana boys.

Any questions?