OMG! Make It Stop!

I accidentally ran across "Everybody Love Raymond" slash incest (Ray/Robert) fic on a slash website. Even though I didn't read it, my eyes are burning just at thought of it. Great. Now I'm blind. Damn you, slash fiction!

It Gets Worse...

So, I'm still cruising the Bad Fanfic Archive From Hell, and what did I find? Bonanza incest slash! Dick Van Dyke slash! Dan/Leon, "Roseanne" slash. And my favorite, Ike Barinholtz slash! (He's on Mad TV). Titles include Nip/Fuck and Banging Billy Gilman (he's a preteen country singer).

I know you are thinking, "With subject matter like that, how could any author go wrong?". I only clicked on a few but the spelling and grammar errors combined with Marty Sues and sheer implausability made me run screaming from the room. Okay, screaming and LMAO.

It makes me truly appreciate all the talent on my FL and in my fandoms in general. Now back to reading more bad fanfic.