Print Preview IS Your Friend!

Dude, I am making a sign with that sentiment to post near our computers in the library.  Today, I had three people complain about being able to print things off the internet.  When I asked if they had used Print Preview, they looked at me like I was insane.  Print Preview, Beyotch! It's a good thing.

I had my second interview yesterday for the library job.  I was witty, brilliant, and didn't tell the story about the guy masturbating to Precious Moments figurines.  My main competition is a lady who works part time at the same library.  Luckily, she has the worst attitude imaginable so I may have fighting chance after all.  Also, Sarah invited me to the Staff Recognition Awards Ceremony at the end of May which is odd considering I'm just a temp at the moment.  I really love this job so say a prayer, send white light, sacrifice a goat for me, etc. 

Our library has a copy of NASCAR for Dummies on the shelves.  WTF?  Fast cars go around and around.  Make loud noises.  Big crash.  Everyone's sad.  Clean up the track.  Hooray!  Fast cars go around and around.