Election Blues

Well, I'm going to call it a night. My stomach is in knots, and I just want to sleep through the next few days (or possibly years). Wake me when there is a Democrat in the White House.

(I know. It's not over 'til it's over. I just need some sleep. And some social justice. And gay marriages and adoptions for everyone. And some chocolate pudding. The kind they used to serve at Bonanza.)

Thank You "The Daily Show"

The last word on the election from Ed Helms:
"A word of advice: If you want to have gay sex or visit a library, it's probably your last night to do those things. Personally, I'll be killing two birds with one stone."